working with vivee is always fun.
there's always something interesting,
today was the cat&dog chase,
which was uberly funny!!!
& not forgetting the smell of dian,
which continued to the wild imagination of asa.
i laughed till i cried.
that's why i'm looking forward to the day i work with viv.
&&&&&&&
today i saw ANDREW!
THAT MAC GUY!
only from a distance, though
coz he walked in light-speed.
i think we are fated,
i saw him lots of time.
count how many times u met a stranger again and again!
i've met him 5-6 times.
n of course he's an ang moh.
if not i wont be bothered at all.
^^


wooooohooooo....
i like my results!
to:
-sister ho,
dont worry, we'll work it out 2gether k??
-the sisters,
let's celebrate!!!

i dont hate my manager,
but she's pushing me to.
and her gank, a supervisor
does the same.
why does she always pick on me??!!
and a lady like her cant even pronounce my name properly.
oh gosh.
she calls me melisa!!
HELLO!
since i started poly,
i didnt like that name!
coz lbn's name.
-_-'
n i thought supervisor ought to be smarter,
or at least knows how to read???
nvm,
they can scold me as they like.
just wait for my revenge.
oh i like revenge coz it is sweet.


people say monday blues,
to me monday blacks!
there's always something that dampened my mood & spoiled the rest of the day
now u see why monday blacks?
n that manager o' mine
went back half way,
abandoning her works.
from what i heard,
she got stomachache from the P word
whoozzz... off she go.
but the thing is,
SHE LOOKED PERFECTLY FINE!!!
gosh,
she should see wad happen to me bcoz of P word ; A LIFE-CORPSE!
well,
who has the authority to tell the manager wad to do except the owner himself?
& the P word is PERIOD.


the past few days were ok.
yuki yaki was great!
work was ok.
i shall not elaborate coz i'll only share bad news.
^^
anw,
i just went back from esplanade, watching swan lake.
it was the worst show i've watched there.
no dialogs,
only music and movements in ice sakting, which was not that nice.
so in short, it was BORING!
BUT BUT BUT BUT
there was this blonde guy (the longest hair amongst all the guys)
he was super cute.
he was the only guy who can do jumps in air PERFECTLY!
i bet his gf is also an ice skater,
while i'm only an ice eater.
omg, my ATS!


again, monday blues.
first thing i came to work, she spoilt my mood.
n the whole day became very blue.
can u keep your mouth shut when i'm takling to other person.
dont think that u r the manager and u can do as u like.
do u know why people created this sentence 'listen more, talk less?'
when it's time to go home,
she said ' whoaa.. now u gg back, all smiles on your face. come here never smile.'
tell u the truth,
i smiled a lot.
n doesnt she told me to smile to customer??
u are not even the customer!
i smiled to u and u ignore me & u still say i never smile???
oh, i'm sorry
i forget that u cant see my mouth.
i think u should go for calcium injection,
so that u can see me smiling after your bones have elongated.
and there's this aunty, one of the chef.
was talking about me right in front of me, in chinese.
HELLO aunty!
is it just me or is it u that doesnt have manner??
true, that i never speak in chinese,
and it"s true that i'm not bilingual.
i'm TRILINGUAL aunty!!!!
i knew exactly wad u said.
this is a very good example that singaporeans are rude.


ladies and gentlemen,
i present to u MEI'S AWARDS of the day.
and the winners are...
*drums rolling*
the most Helpful = Vivian Li Mei Ping
the Kindest = the Driver of bus 54, on sat ard 11.30 pm from opp far east plaza
the most Hillarious = Dian bla bla bla
even the name is alr funny. he has no boobs (but has tummy) but named Dian?!!
the most Friendly = Ho Shuee & Pan Huiting
the Coolest = MJ bla bla bla
i find her cool, moreover if u know her ex bf. WOW!!
the most Hopeless = Lika Juwita Oking, typical of her
the most Scary = Michelle bla bla bla
the most Missed = Janice Jevera Josephine Timisela
the most Wanted = Lani Oking & Zac Efron.
for those who havent win, be patience.
u can try again next time.
Nb: those winners with 'bla bla bla' at the end of their names,
i haven't know your full name yet.
please proceed to the registration counter so that your full name will be on the list.
thank you.


my legs are still very pain.
thanks to the side-grown bones.
arghhhh...
u see,even Ronald McDonald was made seated so that he wont be tired.
& grandpa Colonel in kfc needs his walking-stick on.
while i have to stand for hours only on my 2 feet.
yea, right!
-_-'


one more thing i need to say for the day.
can the government hire workers who can at least speak english CLEARLY???
in my workplace, it's very few.
and for the rest,
i cant figure out wad they are saying at all!
to me, they are just MUMBLING!!!
i dunno how the customers can understand them....
i tell u wad mr prime minister,
it's no use hiring them.
yes, they are cheap labour.
u r boosting the economy,
but do u know that u r ruining the service at the same time?
n do u know that the rudeness of singaporeans are well-known?
add to this and u conclude yourself.
no offence people.
i have to blurt it out before i go crazy.


she loves REPEATING her smile theory.
she even invented the SMILE CYCLE.
she says it will bring more income n profit etc etc,
it's kinda true,
but at the most people will give $2 as tips because of the service.
anybody give $50 as tips, they are my next idol.
the income there was only because of the FOOD!
the customers wont bother to come if the service is good but the food sucks.
and they dont come because they see all the workers smile
again it's the FOOD!!!!
so wad? tell the chefs to smile when they cook to get more income?
hahaha very funny!
and do u know wad is BODY LANGUAGE, mam?
customers dont only see your facial expression,
they see your body language!!!
if u dunno,
i can introduce u to MRS SHARLEY ABRAHAM,
teaching COMMUNICATION SKILLS in NANYANG POLYTECHNIC.
she will be very glad to elaborate on it!
& btw,
why did u cry 2day when u seldom do anything??
nvm, i dont need an answer.
i know u"ll be pouring hard if u see this blog.


ok, here's the first one.
on my 1st day of work, there's a lady in my workplace, i shall not say names here, told me that she is naggy.
little did she know that i am NASTY!
she asked me to wipe the cutleries, thousands of it.
after a few mins she told me to be faster so that i can help outside (cleaning the place)
well, HELLO mam!
didnt u see i'm wiping thousand of cutleries?
if u want me to be fast, dont expect me to wipe it dry (in which u also dont want to happen)!
so wad's the use of wiping it??
n other people has taken the job outside.
u expect me to just STARE N STAND like u?
well, typical of manager....


i will write bad things here, well mostly.
blogging is not my type of tea, but i seldom drink tea.
i prefer milk or juice, so who cares?
wad i need is to blurt it all out!!!
all my siblings are too busy with their own things, so here i am talking to the screen.
if u dont like it, here's a solution.
click X at the top-right corner of your screen and off u go.